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We did the Brides with Queens thing on Saturday night. It's the first time I've ever been to a drag review, and there are two things that stand out: the size of the performers and the number of brides-to-be in the audience. Now it has to be said, a number of those ladies (the former) are getting a bit long in the tooth (Darcelle, herself, is 78), and with age frequently comes a certain amount of girth. But even the relatively young, relatively slim ones were very large people. Oh yes, of course, they were wearing four inch heels, but so was I, and even in all my fleshiness, I looked positively diminutive next to these creatures. That poor guy that they pulled up onto the stage could have been swallowed in the undergarments of one of those gals.
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How very primal, all this bridal obsession over the phallus. I never would have thought I could write these words, but it almost makes
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Parade of penis veils
You can just make out that there are two brides with different permutations of the penis tiara captured in this picture.
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A line-up of phalli all heading for her cranium like so many sperm rushing for an egg.
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My friend Susan and I encountered this gal in the ladies room sans tiara. Susan asked, "Where's your tiara?" Bride -- who seemed a little slow on the uptake, possibly because of one too many really bad Cosmopolitans -- replied, "Well, it kind of hurts my head, and I really don't much like pink, anyway."
Oh. So that's the problem with that thing. It's pink.
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This gal went for the tastefully understated and far less primal silver bauble antennae.
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But of course you out-compete them - your tata's are real, right? LOL
Great pics, Mary! Saturday night was a lot of fun! Thanks for the invite!
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